Big eye pictures

What is with every girl taking big eye pictures? You know, when you look straight into the camera and focus your gaze into the lens with “big eyes.” It’s like you’re eye fucking the camera. I mean what is the message there? Are you trying to look vulnerable? Contemplative? Let me tell you, when I think about stuff I’m not gazing at my book seductively. I’m actually squinting, making me look confused and/or in need of an eye exam.

Why aren’t guys taking pictures like that? Everything goes back to women trying to seduce their viewer. It’s frightening and more so, like 33% of my Instagram photos are like that.

And cats.